Quotes out of context

Sometimes, a post contains a quote that either cracks you up, brings tears to your eyes or just straight up makes you gasp or giggle behind your screen. Within this thread, you'll be able to give these quotes the spotlight they deserve!

Just fill in the little form below, and shine some light upon TWT's most memorable, IC shenanigans.

Code:

[b]Quote:[/b]
[b]Character:[/b]
[b]Thread link:[/b] [url=thread url]thread name[/url]

I'll start :^)

Quote: "What happened? There was nothing sharp around here? No one was holding a knife."
Character: Cassandra Mercier
Thread link:  Something in the water